She Hasn’t Smiled in 40 Years to Avoid Getting Face Wrinkles

Hey there! Thanks for dropping by... out of cyberspace. Traffic out there is no laughing matter, is it? More on that in a second...as soon as you fill your mug and snag a virtual treat. Right...no laughing matter. And just to add a wrinkle or two, read this...

While a lot of women resort to expensive plastic surgery to get rid of wrinkles, this woman just decided to nip the problem in the bud by not smiling. Believe it or not, 50-year-old Tess Christian claims she hasn’t smiled, laughed or giggled in the past 40 years!

Although Tess insists that she has a sense of humor, she said that she made a conscious decision not to laugh or smile – not even when her daughter was born – in order to maintain her youthful appearance. Admittedly, the technique seems to have worked in her favour.

“I don’t have wrinkles because I have trained myself to control my facial muscles,” she said. “Everyone asks if I’ve had Botox, but I haven’t, and I know that it’s thanks to the fact that I haven’t laughed or smiled since I was a teenager. My dedication has paid off, I don’t have a single line on my face.”

What are a few wrinkles compared to 40 years of jokes, good times and the rest? Ah well...

See ya, eh!

Bob